Friday, October 29, 2004

 

SURPRISE!

Here comes your October Surprise everyone! Only it comes from a mind even more shady and evil than Karl Rove - Osama bin Laden! Osama was like "What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit!" I don't know what effect this might have on the election, but this is going to be the talk of the nation. And three days before the election! Whew. The plot thickens.

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I was watching Fox news at the gym when the story broke, and the peppy, grinning heads there, who were all quite obviously delighted, made a brief show of pretending to view this news from several angles but all basically agreed that it's a real plus for Bush. One of the heads said that he thought he detected a Kerry campaign button in the folds of Bin's burnoose, and then added editorially, "Heh heh!"

\\UnclePitzer
 
Man, but UBL was really zinging Bush, though, wasn't he? I mean he hit him with the "my pet goat" line and then when he was like "If we hate freedom so much, how come we didn't attack Sweden?" Whew.
 
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